What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Is it appropriate for parents to discipline their child in public if the child is being rude, disrespectful, and unruly towards them? Why or why not?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

Goldfinger

Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why is it easy to make money in the USA?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What do you like the most about black people?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-J W Pepper

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Was Jesus Christ Jewish?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How did it feel to take your first gay BBC?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

A View to a Kill

What measures do celebrities take to protect their images from being used for commercial purposes without permission? How much does this typically cost them?

Diamonds Are Forever

You Only Live Twice

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

-”Ah so!”